For a good while in college, I drove an '88 Saab 900 Turbo. It was a fantastic little car- drove well, handled well, and it really did seem to have such a cheerful spirit about it all. Duck-like appearance notwithstanding, it was truly a happy little car.

Audi Allroad, because MacGuyver himself can't fucking fix it if something goes wrong with it.

Insert joke about Asian drivers