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Carli Velocci
carlivelocci
Weekend editor and night person at Gizmodo. More space core than human.
Jan 12 2017
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Gita Jackson: Senior Sims Correspondent

Aug 23 2016
8

“Oh grandma, what big lips you have.”
“The better to eat you with, my dear.”

Aug 23 2016
32

It’s definitely less about the character herself and more about the actress: her little quirks that made her so relatable. She’s very real, and many of us hooked onto that. Read more

Aug 22 2016
20

Yeah I don’t see the problem with this.

Aug 19 2016
8

I assume its possible for that vague state transportation fund to go towards the MBTA, but I’d be surprised if Boston ever did right by the MBTA.

Aug 17 2016
1

All I know is that I have a new thing to read now.

Aug 17 2016
1

Thanks for catching that. You can’t trust a news wire service with anything nowadays.

Aug 7 2016
5

I’m so sorry about that. They should be blocked and the comments should be removed. If they’re still showing up, let me know.

Aug 4 2016
4

These pictures are amazing. Thank you for sharing!

Aug 3 2016
3

I’m basically getting this as soon as I get my next paycheck.

Jul 31 2016
6

YOU ARE CORRECT. I’ll fix. Thanks!

Jul 29 2016
1

I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Jul 29 2016
79

TBF, this election has set the bar very low.

Jul 28 2016
1

Not entirely sure on how solar panel maintenance works, although I know people have been working in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone for some time now. There’s still radiation of course, but people have been working around the reactors. I can’t speak to the long-term health effects this could have though. Read more

Jul 27 2016
29

Ah yes, the Godzilla Zone: the place with the highest probability of animal mutation based on the intersection of radiation, chemicals, and distance from Japan.

Jul 23 2016
1

Yeah I didn’t have the time to include every detail, but “You’re Next” was great and is probably the only thing that would make me want to see it.