Padres offseason news isn’t a hot stove. It’s a friar.

to be honest, Bartolo looks pretty good in a Padres uni

Frankly, I couldn’t care less about all of the circumstances surrounding it. If you get in my personal space and smirk, your face inches from mine, the context doesn’t matter and the intent is clear.

On a very minor side note, they’ve ruined red baseball caps. I looked good in my red baseball cap; now it just sits there, wondering what it’s done wrong and why we never hang out anymore.

They know what it means and they like it.

Young Nick was happy to wear his MAGA hat in the video. Where is it now? Did someone feel that perhaps it wouldn’t look good in the interview? What’s the problem?

If that’s his regular smile, he’s got smiling douche face.

The best part is that every replay clearly shows the defender slamming the receiver with the ball right behind him, ready to be caught.

I usually say that if a bad call beats you, it is your own fault for letting it be that close. But this was absolutely brutal. Like Armando Gallaraga perfect game brutal. If they are going to miss something like that, then watching a game is almost pointless and you can just watch a random number generator do its…

Buddy we’re talking about the South Side here, not the whole of Chicago. Cubs fandom dominance essentially squeezes the White Sox into parameters consistent with being “small market.”

Counterpoint: the White Sox have one of the best minor league systems in baseball and he can reasonably expect to be part of something big 2 or 3 years from now.

God forbid the White Sox (continue) to try to get good.

Also, why should I be upset that a superstar player goes to a team that isn’t the Yankees, Red Sox, or Dodgers?  More superstars to teams outside top 10 in payroll, please.

I think simply calling the White Sox a team that finished 4th in the AL Central last season is intentionally misleading. They’re in the middle of a clear, planned rebuild with some exciting prospects and should be much better pretty soon with or without Machado.

It’d almost be like saying it was a shame that Jon Lester…

If Apple is really going to release a new iPod, my wishful thinking would be a slightly updated iPod Classic: keep the click wheel (and the headphone jack!), a minimum of 80 GB of storage for local music, add Spotify integration, Bluetooth support, and a starting price of $200.

Best Ipod ever made...

Cat on your lap warmth is probably between four and five on the actual warmth scale. But on the practicality scale it is last, it is unreliable, moody, and won’t get up when you need to go to the bathroom.

Yeah, this was negligent, even if the performers were ‘game’. The risk of something bad happening is maybe low if on a flat-ish surface, but the consequences are going to be catastrophic. And it would be so easy to set up the performers with fall-protection harnesses, and tether them to a safety anchor.

A Gorilla Sex Pic

Good. We have workplace safety rules for a reason.