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Yes, but the situation being so obvious is precisely WHY the comcast asshole is so completely in the wrong.

Some blame can be placed on the motorists who are going too fast (which could be even going the normal speed limit) only in this scenario. But the ones driving below the normal speed limit due to weather conditions who STILL slid out are not at fault here.

You don’t generally fly training missions over the most densely inhabited area of the entire United States at low altitude and in circles over a 5-block radius in broad daylight.

This is much more likely to do with our POTUS elect.

Wait a minute... so there’s a Mustang in the video and it’s NOT the wrecked car? Howindahelldidthathappen?

lol wtf is this

ETA: You think we’re only two generations into women raising children? Where were you that whole time when women couldn’t even get into the workforce?

No, no, no. You can’t just leave a short, one paragraph comment like that and not provide any additional information. Give us the details, man!

Not The F8 of the Furious?  The SVP of Marketing Puns over at Universal really fucked up this time.

Fast 8: The Fight Over The Frosted Tips stars Helen Mirren, Charlize Theron, and Vin Diesel. It will be the greatest film of all time.

Oh sure. When the dog climbs into an open cop car it’s cute and understandable. But when I do it I’m “going to jail for sure” and “a sick son-of-a-bitch and need to put my pants back on”.

What a waste. The pope burning some guest laps in a 919 would have been utterly priceless.

Popemobile racing needs to be a thing.

Mandatory from Dec 15, so...

I thought it was a noble sacrifice. “I’m going down! Here’s some traction; save yourselves!”

Of course it is....and even with Porsche superior steering feel and all that, I’ll still argue that most buyers don’t care.

Reminds me of an interesting comparison when I went to Australia. Most of the Aussies I met, who were awesome BTW, saw Americans stereo-typically as a bunch of gun toting cow boys.

a.) No one’s a bigger fan of The Roots on staff than I am and b.) ever consider how fucked up it is that a band as great as them is stuck with Jimmy Fallon? Like, how did that happen? Who did they piss off? Does he have naked photos they don’t want out?

Kristen, the misogyny is even stronger than the racism, here. I bet his girlfriend barely likes him, is afraid of him, and his certainly his possession to protect. Not playing down the racism at all, of course. But his despicable attitude toward women is worth calling out.

The racism is insane, but there’s another thing here. YES, GIRLS CAN HANG OUT WITH GUYS WITHOUT FUCKING THEM! Shocking, right?! The vast majority of my friends are dudes, none of them have slept with me. At the same time, stop assuming girls are sleeping with whatever guys they’re friends with! If you’ve ever heard of

I liked the little -ponk- the bottle made. I expect the rider left out the most interesting bit before the finger waving, something that would not leave the audience sympathetic to his case. The head bobble as the van came by indicated recognition ahead of the sign language. Obviously he was already filming, where’s

He said in the video he tailed them for 20 miles. He stopped, picked up a rock and chased them down. He didn’t throw something as a response to them swerving at him. He deliberately attacked them. No way in hell would castle doctrine apply here.