The bustle would be a real pain in the ass.

Yeah. I can't make jokes about Tom Cruise being a weirdo Scientologist anymore because it's just not funny to me. It's so, so goddamn sad. All of it.

I think the saddest part is how the "church" brainwashed their kids against Nicole. That's just downright evil.

Well, yes, but they ARE wearing UGGs, so that probably makes the difference.

"POSSIBLE WITCH}

And climbing over huge piles of snow, or picking yourself up in your layers of frozen drapery while wear a CORSET. Jeez Louise!

I don't know how women with those many skirts didn't die in the snow/ice.

"To get here I had to take my skirts up and clamber through the snowdrifts"

That doesn't mean people still don't try to be "fashionable" by trying to wear cute coats, gloves, and hats completely unsuited to the elements. Take a tip from a Montanan: a blizzard is no place to be fashionable. Just give up that dream. Nobody can see you through the blowing snow anyways.

Yeah, but I gotta believe horses got you around town better back then than wheels would today.

Goldie Hawn is damn near 70 years old. She looks great.

I don't know what Kate's so happy about; she's going to look like at least one of these women when she gets older.

Miss Australia wins the 'least culturally sensitive' costume. That sunset looks like something a 4 year old would paint.

No one does. You're not alone.

In fairness, could there ever be enough guns or Jesus?

Does anyone else see a human illuminated manuscript?

IDGI What does it mean????

Did you click that link to the XOVain comments? I did a [very horrible] diagram, along with [probably confusing] instructions. It's truly a how-to masterpiece (it really isn't).

Yeaaaaaah, that looks nifty, but steam heat is still heat. Plus my hair is mid/lower back — it'd take FOREVER to accomplish with that thing what I get via sock bun. And sock bun takes less than twenty seconds.