“It was just a finger!”

The thing with the dog was INSANE.

She was so vicious during the three reunions we had to endure this season.

Kim is mean as a snake.

Please make celebrity memoir reviews a regular feature on this site! (I nominate Vanna White's for the next installment) ((Yes, I read it when I was in high school)).

One of my favorite moments of Real Housewives of Bev Hills is that first season when Saint Camille takes the gang to visit Kels while he's doing Broadway. He answers the knock on his dressing room door and when he sees it's her, he gives the most awkward hug and greets his wife with a half-hearted "Oh, hello......you".

It takes years to master, and though it does have its rewards, the reward I seek is not a hot dog. Moose does tricks; I memorize lines, say words, even walk around and stuff. But I don't need a trainer standing off-camera, gesticulating wildly and waving around a piece of meat, to know where I'm supposed to look.

Women, Nationwide is NOT on your side.

"...has to use a tube to urinate." The likelihood of getting infections, UTIs, etc., throughout his life seems pretty high, especially as he ages, when it becomes more dangerous. Obviously it's not a guarantee, but this injury has lifelong repercussions.

It actually bothers me that I am not bothered by the retribution. Because I know its wrong. It is always wrong. I will not condone what this girl did. But I am not outraged by it either. And that is not a good thing. I have been so jaded by the countless acts of sexual violence towards women and the lack of justice…

What he did permanently affects her psyche as well as her reputation. It could have gone viral worldwide, affecting her family relationships and her job/college/marriage prospects. So, if he has a bit of permanent damage that comes with the added benefit of preventing him from doing this to some other girl, oh well.…

Yeah, I agree. I mean...having your penis burned off is fucking horrific and only a completely unstable person would do that. But of course...she was unstable exactly because a video of her was circulating.

Seriously.

I'm a little surprised by all the "I'm okay with this" comments. Yeah, obviously the guy is criminal and she deserves justice, but... permanently maiming him in a horrifying way? Which, in all likelihood, this will result in a shortened lifespan for him too? I don't condone this anymore than a woman who got acid…

I actually don't feel that sorry for him. Men have been sexually violating women without consequence for thousands of years, I'm not sure why I should feel sorry that he faced serious, life altering consequences after committing a crime upon her that is serious and life altering. You pay to play, and when you do bad…

if only all child pornagraphers could have acid thrown in their genitals. Probably shouldn't be my takeaway but well, there it is.

While there are no real winners, I feel for the 17 year old whose life is ruined because this scumbag filmed her having sex and it's on the internet now. She certainly made her point.

I really hate rabbits so I'm okay with eating all of them and making them into v. cute hats and mittens.

Goldie Hawn is damn near 70 years old. She looks great.