Might be another Skywalker, they tend to be careless in the kitchen.

The last time we saw Luke, he was talking with Ben, Yoda, and his dad.

People will hate me for this post, but in my opinion it’s rather... lame. Don’t get me wrong, he looks kick-ass. And a real Jedi. Only... He’s not really supposed to be, now is he? The Jedi Temple was closed down a little bit before he was born, there were no real jedi’s left, only Kenobi and Yoda. It’s like Luke…

I still don’t like the beard. It’s such an obvious pastiche to Alec Guiness, that it looks like Luke trying to be Obi-Wan instead of an older Luke.

“I only mention it because sometimes there’s a Jedi... I won’t say a hero, ‘cause, what’s a hero? But sometimes, there’s a Jedi. And I’m talkin’ about the Luke here. Sometimes, there’s a Jedi, well, he’s the Jedi for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that’s the Luke, in Mos Eisley. And even if he’s a…

May The Force Abide

“The Big Lukebowski”

“It was just a finger!”

The thing with the dog was INSANE.

She was so vicious during the three reunions we had to endure this season.

Kim is mean as a snake.

Please make celebrity memoir reviews a regular feature on this site! (I nominate Vanna White's for the next installment) ((Yes, I read it when I was in high school)).

One of my favorite moments of Real Housewives of Bev Hills is that first season when Saint Camille takes the gang to visit Kels while he's doing Broadway. He answers the knock on his dressing room door and when he sees it's her, he gives the most awkward hug and greets his wife with a half-hearted "Oh, hello......you".

It takes years to master, and though it does have its rewards, the reward I seek is not a hot dog. Moose does tricks; I memorize lines, say words, even walk around and stuff. But I don't need a trainer standing off-camera, gesticulating wildly and waving around a piece of meat, to know where I'm supposed to look.

Women, Nationwide is NOT on your side.

"...has to use a tube to urinate." The likelihood of getting infections, UTIs, etc., throughout his life seems pretty high, especially as he ages, when it becomes more dangerous. Obviously it's not a guarantee, but this injury has lifelong repercussions.

What he did permanently affects her psyche as well as her reputation. It could have gone viral worldwide, affecting her family relationships and her job/college/marriage prospects. So, if he has a bit of permanent damage that comes with the added benefit of preventing him from doing this to some other girl, oh well.…

I really hate rabbits so I'm okay with eating all of them and making them into v. cute hats and mittens.