Miss Australia wins the 'least culturally sensitive' costume. That sunset looks like something a 4 year old would paint.

No one does. You're not alone.

In fairness, could there ever be enough guns or Jesus?

Does anyone else see a human illuminated manuscript?

IDGI What does it mean????

Did you click that link to the XOVain comments? I did a [very horrible] diagram, along with [probably confusing] instructions. It's truly a how-to masterpiece (it really isn't).

Yeaaaaaah, that looks nifty, but steam heat is still heat. Plus my hair is mid/lower back — it'd take FOREVER to accomplish with that thing what I get via sock bun. And sock bun takes less than twenty seconds.

Straight haired girls complain. Curly haired girls complain. Wavy haired girls complain.

...prospective. Not perspective.

#pedantryisallIhavetooffer

"they then went into some bullshit mouthfart spiel about regularly eating at fine dining "
They used a Groupon. Somehow I don't believe them.

They asked you to... to... really?? It reminds me of a fancy wedding I endured back at the same time, where the bridemaids looked as dyed-to-match as their midnight blue satin dresses and silk pumps: all three of them were identically blonde and tanned, of course with no tan lines. Made me wonder if the bride held…

I'm pretty sure it's what people who don't know better do when they want to look "classy".

Oh, I meant the generic "you" — I knew you were being sarcastic... But at the same time, I can totally imagine Pantone having a color named "bruise"

Why would you want to wear anything colored "bruise"??

A. It's not a shock that some women want to do this. I don't understand the desire but obviously some people have it.

feminism? oh you mean the "equal rights for women so long as they behave as I think they should" bullshit you throw around here? i know it's a shock to you, but some women actually want - **GASP** - to be a part of a sorority system like this.

Well, your post IS a false equivalency so I don't see the irony.

here's the logic. you're only accepted around here if you think exactly the same, comment exactly the same, and support exactly the same. fall out of lockstep on one subject and the jezebel wrath will be unleashed on you. demanding control of thought and speech is far worse than demanding control of curls vs. waves.

You do you! Some people work the living shit out of glasses, I don't understand why anyone would tell another person to get LASIK or contacts.