Straight haired girls complain. Curly haired girls complain. Wavy haired girls complain.

...prospective. Not perspective.

#pedantryisallIhavetooffer

"they then went into some bullshit mouthfart spiel about regularly eating at fine dining "
They used a Groupon. Somehow I don't believe them.

They asked you to... to... really?? It reminds me of a fancy wedding I endured back at the same time, where the bridemaids looked as dyed-to-match as their midnight blue satin dresses and silk pumps: all three of them were identically blonde and tanned, of course with no tan lines. Made me wonder if the bride held…

I'm pretty sure it's what people who don't know better do when they want to look "classy".

Oh, I meant the generic "you" — I knew you were being sarcastic... But at the same time, I can totally imagine Pantone having a color named "bruise"

Why would you want to wear anything colored "bruise"??

If you are not wearing the required makeup, I will stop you and apply it myself. I don't care if you're late for class. I don't care if you're a sophomore or a super senior. I will stop you.

A. It's not a shock that some women want to do this. I don't understand the desire but obviously some people have it.

feminism? oh you mean the "equal rights for women so long as they behave as I think they should" bullshit you throw around here? i know it's a shock to you, but some women actually want - **GASP** - to be a part of a sorority system like this.

I have to wear something on the lower half of my body when I come into work. Can't freeball it. That's about it.

Well, your post IS a false equivalency so I don't see the irony.

here's the logic. you're only accepted around here if you think exactly the same, comment exactly the same, and support exactly the same. fall out of lockstep on one subject and the jezebel wrath will be unleashed on you. demanding control of thought and speech is far worse than demanding control of curls vs. waves.

No, but I'm sure there are unstated expectations as to your appearance. Unless you work from home, maybe, and never, ever, interact in person with colleagues or customers/clients.

Ladies, I cannot stress enough how important a nice, tight casing is for your kielbasa. And if you aren't using the mustards I recommended, I will stop you and apply them myself.

It looks good on me because I don't have a ton of fat, but just enough that I have some bulges. Don't like the feeling of wearing them though, it's so constraining and hard to take off when you have to pee.

You do you! Some people work the living shit out of glasses, I don't understand why anyone would tell another person to get LASIK or contacts.

Blergh. I don't do shapewear. I think a nice slip has the same smoothing effect without all the struggling to get it on and the feeling of not quite being able to take a deep enough breath all day.

Oh god, fucking French tips. I live on Long Island and when you want to look REAL CLASSY, your first move is the French tip. Think Long Island Medium!! Apparently no one understands that short, neat nails are like, perfect and apprope in any setting.

You arrive at college. You have been ripped away from all of your support systems at home. Maybe you didn't have much of a support system at home. You are confused and lonely and wobbly and excited and don't even know where your feet are.