I do think this is adorable. There is some ridiculous Dallas interior designer (Naussbaum, I think) who had a spread about her and a neighbor's cow who walks into her huse uninvited in Veranda or Traditional Home.

I see what you are saying. I think he liked me well enough and if she had ever left him alone, he would have been able to get over her. Unfortunately, she kept the leash attached.

Depends on the time of the month.

Oh, yeah - I moved on, got married, had kids. I could tell that I would always be waiting until the next time she decided she needed something. While I knew she didn't want to date him, he was always hoping.

Haha - oh, no.

being hung up? Innocents?

Poor poor child. It makes you sick to think what some sick bastards will do to prevent women from seeking other options to them.

I broke up with him that same week. I realized that even though she had no desire to go back to him, he was so hung up on her that all she had to do was snap her fingers and she would do his bidding.

She was a sexpot who had posed in Playboy and he wasn't over her. She pretended she missed him, he bought her the top-of-the-line Lexus sedan, she went home to her real boyfriend, and he told me about it.

I once got a little ticked when my boyfriend bought his ex-girlfriend a luxury automobile. And then griped about how he felt like he'd spent too much money that month.

Had these girls been any good to begin with, nobody woud have to fund a video for them because record labels and agents would be lined up.

How could she defend him? She wasn't present at any of the alleged attacks. She wasn't even born when many of them are alleged to have occurred.

So - this is what happened to all the Vajazzle stuff that never took off a few years ago...

I felt it had the right amount of snark :-)

Oh, I agree with her argument - but sometimes people just like to be snarky for fun.

Every sperm is sacred.

I am sick and tired of being paid so much less than Hillary Swank.

It takes literally five minutes to make actual mayonnaise with real egg yolks, a little Dijon mustard, and some olive oil. Immersion blender, add herbs, salt and peper if you like. It keeps really well for about a week.

3D printing is actually pretty cool. Granted, a lot of the stuff you could buy from China ready-made as opposed to buying the supplies from China not ready made.

I was thinking more along the lines of Dune Buggy, but I don't want her real name - too much respect. Henceforth I shall call her Junedoggle, as in boondoggle.