I agree. They are a commodity rather than actual people. Kinda makes me wonder about her motives for putting Alanna in pageants. While I am not really anti-pageant (child pageants gave me the best-ever Halloween costume this year - I was a total cupcake girl), there is no doubt that these kids are made to look older…

I am living it. I feel as if I have to step gingerly lest I crash through the earth's crust to my death in a watery hole hundreds of feet below.

We got it at home. You gleaned more than me. But - I have flu. I may just be not remembering much. I seem to remember the Ogallala Aquifer.

you are awesome, truly.

No Dad, what about YOU????pow pow pow

I have one who plays for Notre Dame and another playing in high school.

the iCarly generation. God, iSurely hate iCarly.

I think a lot of moms live vicariously through their kids. The moms of boys want them to be either figure skaters or football stars; the moms of girls want them to be pretty and popular.

Gia Giudice.

That is so awesome...the other moms were just pissed they didn't think of it!

Her bloomers are ablaze and quite frankly, seem to be emitting a toxic substance.

You forgot ugly, lazy, and disrespectful!

This is going to sound nuts, but find a doterra rep and get On Guard essential oil. It cut my flu to two days - and I never get over it that fast. It goes on your feet. The tops and bottoms.

June Buggy knew that McDaniel had molested her daughter because the police interviewed her about it. THAT is why Anna was removed from her house. The only reason the other girls weren't removed was that McDaniel got removed - to prison for the molestation of another girl. The information about Anna was used to help…

Maybe they could fight to the death. Last one standing gets the crown.

The Kardashians teach us ALL what to be thankful for.

Yes, me too. I think, though - regarding lankypanky's comment - Honey Boo Boo is not a toddler - she should be able to mind her mother by now. Of course, I mind the heck out of her mother - the fact that she still has custody of those kids.

When it was over, the doctor turned around and said, "My turn."

Next week they boil the rabbit so that girls will know how to handle things when their objects of their stalking obsession disses them.