OK, here it a disgusting fact. These things have no anuses, so when they die, they decompose and release a unique bacteria. And if you are allergic to said bacteria, yes, you will get pimples or a rash that looks like pimples or rosacea.

Some skin care expert once explained that bacteria live in everyone's skin and they basically eat, poop, and reproduce in there 24/7. Oy.

That's funny about how the cash cow isn't cooperating ...

I'm not a Michelle Obama fan and I think they both looked cute! They have totally different styles and I think it's awesome that they both seem comfortable with who they are.

Tweets aside, it seemed like Scott Baio found something in his teeth and then chewed it for a while. He was picking his teeth and then fishing around his mouth, and then he was chewing. Did anyone else see this? I wanted to call in and tell him to get his fingers out of his mouth and spit whatever it was OUT. Maybe a…

The Zarin Hates a Skinnygirl, by Dr. Seuss

It is definitely a lot different! Oh! Don't you think Tom Wolfe would make a more subtle character? Jill Zarin is more like Alexandra Cabot from Josie and the Pussycats or Mr. Rochester's wife in Jane Eyre - one-sided, mad, and all about herself (I want to make a record! I want to burn down your bed with you still in…

I always saw Lulu as simply stirring the pot with Jill; she was doing nothing to help the situation between Jill and anybodsy else on the show. She watched Jill implode (and I despise Jill, for the record), and when Jill would back away from her position as Victim of All Victims, Luanne would throw in a word or a…

She is hoping this will revive her career. Andy Cohen looked as if someone was trying to offer him a booger for the entire interview.

Jill Zarin of Zarin Fabrics!

Jill does have a 1990s pall on her. I still am annoyed with Traditional Home magazine for doing a cover story on her ugly apartment - ugly in a bad taste, not interesting taste way.

I don't really care for either dog, but Jill is a total stage mom, and that always makes a dog/kid less interesting unless they can tap/sing/act. Giggy was more interesting in that he didn't have to TRY SO HARD.

but no one will "know" because it will be in the guise of a supporter who happens to share her own Amazon account

Jill equals mean girl equals entitled girl equals not really a girl but if she has enough surgery she believes she can be a girl and stop it with the pesky creep of middle age. Jill is seeking something she never had and deeply, deeply envied in others. She was painful to watch as a Housewife and remains the same. I…

I don't think she has autism, but I do think it's sad that her parents have put her in a situation that she can be mocked by so many. I am not a Honey Boo-Boo fan - even in her initial appearance on "Toddlers and Tiaras," her shtick seemed contrived and artificial - but I hate to see kids being milked for what they…

Catlike women are aloof and therefore out-of-reach and therefore unattainable and therefore desirable. There is probably an algebra equation in there for those who want further study.

but did they have laser beams on their heads?

I know a person who re-washes her laundry if even a single towel falls on her own spotless rugs.

And if you can draw the pirate, you have artistic talent! Oh, the Internet has nuthin' on the TV Guides of the 1980s...but yes. Certified. He is probably also a Master Bater.