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My hero!

Can't we have a little privacy in this womb? It's getting crowded in here!

Verizon got its wish. People are talking.

@achilleselbow: I do think that there are some good ones out there who fit all the definitions of protectors and heroes. However, there are also a lot of them who are bullies and asses in general.

@Hana Maru: The whole thing seems very contrived, doesn't it?

@WashingMyHair: At first, I thought Theresa was just stupid and childish. After seeing her defend her spending and their financial/legal troubles, I believe her to be the most conniving and devious of them all. I still think she's childish and stupid, but less childish and stupid than conniving and devious.

The OB/GYN was trying to shill HPV vaccinations. I felt like the whole thing was calculated to make Danielle look like she was offering some kind of public service announcement.

@lalaland86: It's hard to get a pair of really great fitting Depends.

The show has officially jumped the shark. It took me 12 minutes to watch it, because every time someone came on the screen, I went, "nope, don't want to listen to that one."

@ilikeautumn: I could NOT wait to write that she was going to get hookworm.

I kind of got the idea that Joan Rivers made the snarky jokes and all the stuff that many of the rest of us do, and then had the Twitter war with Lindsay. I think this is a sort of throwing down the gauntlet - sort of "not only would I support you getting help, to show you how much I support you getting help, I will

@jezebelian: It probably is paid for by the state, unless Lindsay can find a hipper, prettier place to go than the state would pay for, which I am guessing she will.

@Moretta: Holy all saints day costume, Batman!

@ZiggyStarPuff: I believe drunks go one of two ways - they get really, really self-tolerant and tolerant of things they wouldn't normally tolerate, or they become angry people who see right through themselves - and this makes them angrier. In order to make everyone else as miserable as they feel, they rant about

Yum! This gun has been soaked in delicious kombucha tea!

@RedFraggle: Yes, they made her out of something, but I am not exactly certain what that substance is.