@mashamaybe: Spot on!

Why didn't they get one of the girls to redesign the logo?

I love the ad: Is Mable stable? for menopause, the Lysol douche ads (she's alone because she's funky-smelling) and the tapeworm for health (eat a tapeworm and have a great figure) ads...

Who needs wedding invitations and Christmas cards addressed? 5 cents per envelope, call Lindsay!

she was auditioning for the opening scene of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom when she realized there was already another tired, boring blonde who had the role.

Lindsay just felt bottom?

Is that the satchel of gold I've heard tell of?

does it count if I break my china (plates, cups, etc.)?

@ZiggyStarPuff: It's not fair. It's a system that certainly favors money, if only for the fact that money gains you more time - there's a point where it becomes cheaper to plead than to fight. And, if you're showing up for court from home in your own clothes, you look like a productive citizen, as opposed to looking…

@Luckier (sometimes Luckless, sometimes Luckiest): I do miss Goren (different part of the franchise, but really - Jeff Goldblum?)

Lindsay's problem is not that she's going to jail. It's that there are so few people who care what happens to her career once she gets out. Maybe in three or four years, she'll get to be on Law & Order as a sort of nostalgia act (if there's still a Law & Order).

@TopLevelExecutive: I meant the adoring peers in the jail dayroom. They would adore her because she could buy them stuff. Really, she's just moving from one group of sycophants to another - the stakes are smaller by our standards, but there is a definite ierarchy spelled out by money and power no matter where you are…

@TopLevelExecutive: It's not even long enough for her to get to a peaceful place where she can mull over what brought her to this sad, lonely place. I see her doing a lot of talking about what crap this is with an adoring audience of her peers.

@MsLongstocking: the kids are only good when she can trot them out for her storyline. But you're right - her concern that Taliban Jim might find a younger, prettier model takes up most of her time.

@femme-bot: she had TWO nannies, as she kept telling anyone who would listen on the show!

@haus_frau: Her religion should include taking care of her kids.

RHOOC Alexis was always a fraud. I cannot say how insanely, freakishly false her every action has appeared to me.

I have to say this may be the thing that saves Lindsay Lohan, if there is anything that can save her.

Ew, ew, ew. Chewy...

@amowls: Other good names for families not so wealthy might be Yugo, Buick and Dodge.