I thought this would be about real fanservice:

Impossible not to think of:

Will it make me cry like an anime fan on prom night?

Mental Organism Designed Only for Kkk-Kenneth, ccc-coming to kkk-kill me.

Peter Thiel’s involvement confirmed.

Will it crossover with the all-time classic motion picture event “Suburban Commando”?

File photo:

It’s a young Johnson:

Will Shane Douglas be making an appearance?

I thought it was called:

No longer the World’s most evil card distributor:

It would have to be another long-winded Kevin Costner film to continue the theme.

So from Dances with Wolves to Waterworld. Hopefully the next one will be as good as the Postman.

Looking forward to the conclusion:

Just the sort of idea you'd get after being a proponent of Brexit but moving your company to Singapore.