I read this article, but having “Urkel” in the title made me think twice before reading. That character ruined Family Matters. I thought I might be in a small minority on Urkel until I saw this excellent Key & Peele sketch.

As fun as watching Serkis rip the utter pish out of that execrable woman, what you lot are witnessing is the slow and painful death of Theresa May’s Premiership. My Grandmother - who won a fucking huge chunk of change in the 1990s when Thatcher flapped off into the night - made a bet with me that May wouldn’t last…

“The decision of where to make our car is complex, based on supply chains, access to markets, and the availability of the expertise that will help us achieve our ambitions,”

I think he was in a movie theater once.

I’ve powered through the anime because some people had good comments about it but it ended up being a flaming hot dumpster fire. Then I slowly realized that the only people who enjoy SAO are people who obsessively idealize Japanese culture and can’t say a single thing negative about anything that comes out of Japan.…

We already have a guy for that.

“He comes from two different worlds”

Steven Universe is the best Rock Lords fan fic ever written.

Donkey!

That would be true if it wasn’t for the weird SI quirk that the cubic parsec actually is a measure of time.

Fuck Manchester United

I actually came to say the same thing...

that doesn't look like a moon rover. It looks like the semi from MASK