They should just dub over Lovejoy and rerelease it:

Documentary evidence of the outcome:

You could have mentioned that just as the film was a lazy, tired retread of plots from better stories, the score was a carbon copy of James Horner's prior work.

There’s only one Belmont worth basing a new series around:

Hardest thing is trying not to him along:

I assume he’s the actor-director because of the total charisma void.

Plebs, a sitcom set in ancient Rome.

Ask a scientist.

Just make sure you can go back and repair any damage afterwards:

An entire movie about Stalker, the driver of Action Force’s SAS Force Panther vehicle? What a great idea.

Also in the shot: Morpheus and Agent Smith from The Matrix.

See, the shrinking guy gets it.

So it’s not about Belle Delphine then?