Trying to gain the powers of Freakazoid:

The original had a very rich mythos:

They're all exactly the same so it makes no difference.

There he is.

A wiser investment would be to spend $900 on liquor.

Don't give out spoilers, are you the kind of kid who reads the last page of a mystery novel first? Or sneaks downstairs to peek at his Christmas presents?

If something is objectively awful and gains unearned longevity instead of a far superior show then I’ll keep talking and you can kiss your own arse.

He's scalping it to prove how many he's caught.

Yes, I was actually looking forward to it but the irritating characters and nonsense plotting ruined it.

Venture Bros gets canned but this garbage gets to carry on?

Romulan ale is illegal.

Cataract bloody Purchase.

So those are the biscuits you colonials smother in piping hot gravy:

Digimon, digital monsters,

I'm just glad we discovered the whole reason for this was that they were exiled from the planet Zeist for insurrection.

The wind nearly blew her out to sea.

That’s not real space jam, this is: