That juxtaposition of beer & sweets gives me a great idea:

Ceviche is a legit thing.

Hey pal, did you get a load of the blerd?

There’s other ways:

So all the anti-gay pastors get caught in airport bathrooms. And then all the deep south racists watch cuck porn. I’m not insinuating anything about these crusading anti-paedophiles, but, y'know...

They need to buy Islam Slimani too so we can finally be rid of those Algerian tossers infecting every Facebook post.

I hope they integrate themes from the book/film:

He’s not even a real hamster:

It wasn’t exactly in circumstances likely to win an advantage, what people tend to forget is winning in football is actually important unlike lesser sports (i.e. all others). Sacrificing some of your dignity can be a reasonable price to pay for victory.

File footage:

“kick-ass uniforms”? They’re not schoolboys with jumpers for goalposts.

Best thing about Iran is their national anthem:

Farmfoods.

Now to throw away this trash, starting with your waifu.

Wasn’t it a vault with a load of muscle cars in?