The best one.

Yet more evidence of the media’s baleful influence:

What I do is sometimes get a tin of soup, heat it up, poach an egg in it, serve that with a pork pie sausage roll.

John who?

Does this mean I ate a pair of trousers in your restaurant last week?

The most important question is whether they get a bolt to the head if they get injured during a race.

Shouldn’t the Zelda car be green like the outfit worn by Zelda, the main playable character in the Zelda games?

Also they were father & daughter.

Incorrect:

I assume they had to wait for games workshop to finish up the old warhammer universe first before ripping them off again.

But I want a cutesy anime version, like Gate where it makes all the Japanese troops super cool while massacring foreigners.

I look forward to a film re-enacting the rape of Nanking, or the work of Unit 731.

I thought it was about drawing ladyboys on the tumblers.