Maybe report the complete story:

“Special Snowflake”......Sounds like the pot calling the kettle black to me. Don’t melt friend.

Why do guys in Maine and Michigan have Confederate flags on their truck? It’s part of life’s rich tapestry!

Twist: Sometimes he wears a black hat.

The inauguration goes forward and US Marshals remove the trespasser.

reality can be scary sometimes

Exactly. Omarosa confirmed straight up that Trump keeps an enemies list, so is it that much of a stretch to believe that he’d install a puppet in DHS and then use it as he own personal little army to screw with dissenters?

as long as he doesnt say the secret word, we’ll all be just fine.

That’s another great point about the elitism at work here— parents who aren’t safely upper-class may hover because, if they’re discovered letting their kids walk home alone, or play at a park while Mom shops, they run the risk of being arrested for neglect/ abandonment.

I hover because I don’t want some judgmental asshole deciding I’m “neglectful” and calling the cops. It’d be a waste of resources on an already taxed system, bro. 

Not really... Children are lightweights

I’m predicting him asking where Obama is (sad!), and blaming Hillary and Black Lives Matter.

He could scrub some pre-cleaned dishes at a shelter...

The whole thing, swimming in a dumpster and the press release, is the most Philly thing since Bernie Parent snorting lines off a few female Flyers fans’ asses.

Joanna, Joanna.

Came to comments to say this. Third type: those of us who work straight through so we can get home at a reasonable hour and see the kids before bedtime.

There are two types of people in the world: Pessimists, and the ignorant.

the buddhist concept that we translate as “suffering” is more nuanced than that. it’s really more like “uncomfortableness” or “dis-ease” — it’s not that life is a constant treadmill of sorrow, it’s that we tend to cling to things and concepts, and that makes us uncomfortable and constantly wanting, instead of learning…

Pessimists are never disappointed, but can be pleasantly surprised.

On Fostering, a Failed Foster is when you foster a dog and then adopt him/her. A good shelter will have a good idea about a dog even with no history. We have two shelter dogs that came from the same humane society. Our first was adopted out of the same shelter as a pup to a family that later divorced and neither…