Teddy Bridgewater... Weren’t those Mary Jo Kopechne’s last words?*





*Shamelessly stolen from some other better Deadspin commenter on some bygone Teddy Bridgewater article  

Emeka Okafor is on the Delaware 87ers roster so there’s that you’re welcome

Please post as many Herm updates as possible. My friend is a die-hard ASU fan (weird, I know) and I like sending them to him and laughing at his misery. Thank you in advance

I think these days we have wingspan fatigue, where the length of a man’s arms no longer surprises us, but this kid has an EIGHT FOOT WINGSPAN. Eight (8) Feet!!!!

“[Coleman] would actually post while physically located inside Ray’s wife





 ’s restaurant in Orlando.”

Damn... That video really underscores the fact that at the end of the day, these guys are just kids. Jaylen just turned 21, only spent a year in college, and transferred high schools apparently at least once. Combined with constant hard work and travel, plus the very weird societal dynamic that comes with being an NBA…

Football is so fucked up. Ban that guy for a fucking season

this is good and you should be proud

Where’s my Eddie Nketiah post??? 53 goals and 70 career games! There’s your fearsome attack

Ron Burgundy certainly disapproves, I know that much

I’ve never quite gotten the European soccer penchant for gripping people’s faces when having altercations with them. What is that? What does it accomplish? It’s weird

he’s a total Futbol Guy

And on the four year anniversary of this, no less

Last night was a vintage Marcus Smart performance: 5-16 shooting, 0-4 from 3, 2 turnovers, and a sequence in which he goes on a personal 8-0 run and looks fucking unstoppable, in the post. Oh, and also a few scrappy hustle plays.

I know he’s been worse lately, but it seems awfully harsh to Marcin Gortat to not allow Poles into the arena.

no love for AJ Dillon then?

“There’s no I in Correa” - Brian McCann, probably. But also heads up you spelled his name wrong

It’s simple, Sunil. You were in charge and we failed miserably. I know randomness is a thing, but I also know that if you’re in charge and your organization fails miserably, you do not get to stay in charge. Byeeeeeeee

Ugh god the NFL sucks so much. That’s why tonight instead of watching football, I’m gonna watch the MLB Playoffs. I really think the Yankees are gonna crush the Indians. Wait...

Perfect headline. Sounds like an Onion article.