Alternate Headline: “New Man On The Minnesota Vikings”

Their dastardly plans have been foiled and now they must epee for it! One can only assume the administration will be en garde for future shenanigans now.

The million dollar prize for the Derby is double his salary this year, so this is actually pretty huge for him

Goal number 5 in the rankings (and also Alex Morgan’s 5th goal today?) was an absolute rocket

Baseball is this really odd culture clash of players from the Dominican / Puerto Rico / Mexico / Venezuela, etc. and white dudes from the heartland who probably never meaningfully interacted with any non-white dudes until their prodigious baseball skill required them to.

It really is crystallized well in the choice of…

Why the hell do they not stop the game when a player is VERY clearly hurt on the court??? Literally every other sport does this. I don’t get it

I loved the shot of him walking up to the clubhouse and the rest of the world top 10 is there grinning ear to ear and congratulating him. They all just barely lost to him and they’re high-fiving like they just won themselves. That’s how big of a legend he is

I think people are overlooking how the fall of Chris Davis coincided with the rise of Khris Davis. Did Khris take Chris’s abilities? Is he his evil twin? I want answers

Bubba Buckaloo!! 

Dr. Eve Gruntfest was robbed in 2016 and I’m still not over it

Mustafa Tuna.

Ryan Whitman

So close for Trevelin Queen! ... On an unrelated note, does the Name Of The Year bracket come out soon? Tis the season!

Serious question: who is the best brawling team in the NBA, if they actually let them go at it?

I feel like the Celtics are legit contenders with a starting 5 of: Rozier, Smart, Morris, Theis, and Baynes/Ojeleye 

https://www.theplayerstribune.com/en-us/articles/life-and-times-of-allen-iverson

My mistake! I guess I’m too young... Clear the Thompsons accomplished a lot, but it is a bit confusing

I’m reminded of this story from Allen Iverson about walking into Villanova in college and seeing some guys in prison jumpsuits with a sign saying “Allen Iverson: the next MJ OJ”, and how JT3 reacted.

I wish players/coaches would do this more

Well Hinkie for sure doesn’t trade up to the number one pick, so, depending on whether you believe Danny Ainge was *really* taking Tatum all along, he wouldn’t have gotten the chance to pick Fultz.

At the very least, he certainly wouldn’t have given up another first rounder for the right to pick him

Due to a fun relationship with sports betting, I got acquainted with Clemons when I watched him score 51 in an 81-79 win against UNC Asheville, the 1 seed of the Big South Conference Tournament, at noon in my college dining hall, when I realistically should have been doing just about anything else. I remember it…

Harsh but fair