Unless you've driven one and have a legitimate reason to hate it, your opinion is invalid.

All right then, Mr. No-fun.

No mention of Good Smile Racing in JGTC? For shame.

That's the price of a Turnkey V8 conversion from Flyin' Miata. Crack Pipe.

These are not hipster bikes— this is the anatomy of a hipster bike:

Looks like you'll need an aftermarket solution: http://www.moroso.com/catalog/catego…

Oh, dearie me.

Here is the scene in question.

I think that naming your car is key to forging a connection with it (aside from things like manual transmission), and I think it's just one of many traits that separate enthusiasts in particular from the rest of the car-buying public. As demonstrated by the comments to the debut of the Fiat 500 Abarth ad, our…

Are you a Firefly fan, perchance? I know that Jayne Cobb (played by Adam Baldwin) named his very large gun 'Vera' as well.

Oh look, a Pep Boys Cupholder.

"Vespa-Riding Psychopath"

If this is all it takes to get you pissed off, I wonder how you react to actual issues, like U.S. Intervention in Syria.

It's something he does on his own time and not while on the job, at least. Everyone needs a hobby. I know of one police officer who does SCA stuff in his spare time and is making the jump into hardcore battle of nations stuff.

You can apparently get a waiver on the build cost if you build something crazy like this.

Let's be honest, it really *is* a circus parade. It is an exercise in financial tomfoolery and petty bribery where the racing isn't meant to be F1-level serious (that's ChumpCar you're thinking of), and the whole point is to get a good laugh of what is otherwise real racing in real cars that have been hacked up and…

YOU LEAVE NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON OUT OF THIS.

Well, I don't know if you've heard about them or not, but Flyin' Miata in Colorado and Monster Motorsports (in Florida, I think?) do Chevy LS and Ford 302 swaps respectively for the 'girly' Mazda Miata. Would Gas Monkey Garage ever consider doing at least one car in similar fashion?

As you've already put your own spin on the Ferrari F40, are you going to do anything interesting to a Japanese car?

NO.