Actually, this is the very kind of thing Colombia has been trying to shake since Escobar got killed.

The closest one to me is Arnold's Family Fun Center in Oaks. Which ones do you speak of?

My most favorite Warren Zevon song? This, right here.

She looks like she's ready for fun in the sun.

Sacrilege. Why anyone would ever do this to an innocent GTV is beyond me. The seller should be made to have a bunch of radical cosmetic changes done to his person and see how he likes it.

Delorean Motor Company? Sorta?

Excuse me, but you didn't win the money. Maybe he wants to buy American but isn't one for Ford or Chrysler products?

About damn time.

For me, it was a combination of two cars. The first of them was a 1995 Mazda MX-5 Miata (BRG, with 'MAZDASPEED' curiously festooned along the leather dash—a Philippine-market special edition that I wasn't aware of, perhaps?). Dad's at the wheel, We're blasting along the C-5 road (don't know what it's called now), top…

I'm sure the AE86-chassis Corolla, Toyota MR2, and Toyota 2000GT would like to persuade you otherwise.

Goddammit, Ford. Don't get my hopes up by illustrating a row-your-own when there is none in your van. Asshats.

Sadly, U.S.-market S-chassis Nissans were only given the bastard KA24DE. It just so happens that the SR20DET is a popular swap done by everyone and their mother's best friend's husband's dog for the S-chassis 240SX's, so I understand that they probably all seem like they're common. But I think if anything, the SR20 is…

Batshit insane, but curb weight would probably skyrocket, too.

so the GTI and ST emotionally distress you?

Either that or she becomes racing's female equivalent of Nick Fury.

O-ho! That was clever, Miss $kaycog. Certainly it is a beautiful enough car that it would have me on my knees.

What if you can't own a firearm legally, such as in the case of immigrant permanent residents who do not have citizenship?

Trade ya.

Yeah, I figured Enzo's Spectre lingers somewhere in the company, directing everyone to do as he would do.

yay, Eastern Europe.