I was just about to say... Good choice, sir!

unfortunately, it cuts out the beginning, but is this what you had in mind?

exactly!

2012 Alfa Romeo Camry or Corolla, if the Toyota company had been purchased by the Fiat Group in the 80's in order to restore consumer confidence by utilizing Toyota's know-how of more reliable mechanical/ electrical engineering while keeping the same Alfa Romeo soul intact

Stuff our faces with frozen dairy

What a wonderful present! Thanks, $kaycog!

make sure to drag race one of these against a (then) top-spec muscle car and watch them gasp as it pulls past.

#cotdnominations

Mitsubishi is a lot like Subaru, but while Subaru prefers the great outdoors, Mitsubishi wants to be in the city. While Subaru hangs out with mountain bikers and hikers, Mitsubishi hangs out with the guys who skate the best spots and blast hip-hop while doing so.

But... That's more Nissan/Renault than Toyota...