Weird.  My audience cheer/laughed hugely.

 So internal affairs was setting them up the whole time?!

Auntfucking? That’s like, first base in the Seven Kingdoms.

Milk The Walking Dead.

Damn son, are you trying to beat the charges or get confirmed to the Supreme Court?

literally burned through 30 years of Jeff Daniels goodwill in one monologue

Mansplaining: The Show

Salo! Finally Republicans can masturbate again!

One of Filmstruck’s big points was the inclusion of supplements on the film’s “landing page” and access to commentaries/alternate audio tracks.

Yeah, who would’ve though his departure was immi-Nantes.

It was one of the films I made sure to watch before Filmstruck went down, and the opening number still sticks in my head. 

I’ve listened to the Young Girls of Rochefort soundtrack literally close to 200 times since I first saw it two years ago, and it’s as fresh and joyous now as it was the first time. Honestly I’d be fine if that was the only music available to me for the rest of my life.

You bojo! Those shoes don’t work...unless you’ve got POWER!

Please start over again and do a little better with your reading please.

why it’s no kind of movie blog at all

I have to say, even though I don’t agree with Jesse all the time (especially his feelings re: AI vs. The Martian), double thumbs up for him actually engaging thoughtfully in the comments. Wish others would take his lead more often.

And worst of all, Delilah never tells us what it’s like in New York City!

Tell them to make sure they have strong reading comprehension because it will be helpful in all aspects of life.

So including the worst movies on a worst-movies list is just lazy?

If it’s not at least partially the director’s fault that DARKEST MINDS is bad, whose is it, exactly?