That was a prosthetic, right? I doubt it was Evan Handler’s real penis.

Also, good for him for washing his hands first! That looked like spicy food.

I read it as he just wasn’t Che and thus not turning Miranda on, no matter how good his technique was.

I noticed Cheryl is saved as “Cheryl Hines” on Larry’s phone. Is this a mistake? Or is that supposed to be her maiden name that she went back to after divorcing Larry? I don’t remember her parents and sister having a last name in the earlier seasons.

“Hannibal Lector”?! What is this, 1986’s Manhunter?

Jack Crawford is on the Hannibal movie, but he’s basically an extra. I only know because Ridley Scott points him out on the DVD commentary and explains they had a larger role for the character, but scrapped it once Scott Glenn refused to play it.

Wouldn’t Modern Family be for the 2010s? Is there another famous family sitcom from the 00s?

He likes the Webb movies?!

But... doesn’t Office Ladies already exist?

Wait, you haven’t seen any of the Nolan Batmans?

Why did Barsanti leave out the best part?!

The series is a spin-off of Sutter’s Sons Of Anarchy, focusing on a new eponymous motorcycle gang...

Having read the book I can tell you that’s not what happens.

The character was horrible but Zoey Deutch really gives it her best making her almost bearable. Almost.

I mean, all of those reactions and many more are explored in the show.

Oh, it only got much, much worse from there:

I mean, good for him about knowing and feel bad about it since the Sons of Anarchy run, but it doesn’t seem he’s taking any steps towards bettering himself.

Because I have no self respect, I watched every episode of Sons of Anarchy. It made me realize that it was probably Sutter’s influence that led to my least favorite aspects of the otherwise great The Shield: the unrealistic violence, the obsession with seedy sex-driven plotlines (like the guy that ran a porn operation…

Why is this article recommending I read Homeland reviews?

Hey, I thought we all agreed there would be no Moby news for at least two years.