If you race your car or modify your car, you have to be ready to have your warranty voided. Period. This isn’t new.

I predict masks will become a popular fashion in this dystopian nightmare.

I have never seen an “open relationship” where both parties TRULY wanted to be in an open relationship. It is usually one person wanting to be in an open relationship and the other person, for whatever their motivation, going along with it.

Monogamous and non-monogamous people don’t mix.

I live in New England. NYC, in spite of all its faults, is 1000 times better than Boston, and anyone who isn’t a crazy homer knows this.

wow man let me have the governor type up a commendation for you

Actually it is because of lack of maintenance and updating for the first eighty or ninety years while fares were kept low. The maintenance backlog is in the multi-billions despite tons being spent in the past two decades. Only one line has a modern train control system. They came out in the late 1960's.

None of the names even line up with the actors they belong to! o_o

It makes me doubt they were even in the same plane of reality.

“You know what I like.”

I reject the premise of this story.

HBO calls the comment inexcusable, then excuses it.

One of the things I love about writing for Deadspin is that I don’t need to worry about whether the folks I’m writing for will be turned off by a word they don’t know. I used to write for Bleacher Report, and, uh, that wasn’t the case.

Not a huge Apple fan but, Apple doesn’t refresh computers for years = bad. Apple refreshes computers the same rate as everyone else = bad.

Were you happy when you bought the machine? Have you used it happily since then? Then, No, you weren’t Fucked. Hardware always improves. Get over it.

She buys me a Porsche after I express interest in getting one but know I can’t (she does put the title in her name). She buys me a membership to the exclusive Sherwood for somewhere around $200,000 so I can play golf.

Not going to hold my breath for the NRA to issue a statement of support for this guy. But I think he did the right thing

BYU will expel you for looking at the uncovered ankle of the opposite sex too long. And expel the person showing the ankle.

Trump gets owned harder and more often by Khans than the Starship Enterprise.