carl0sdanger
Carl0s_Danger
carl0sdanger

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up

I don’t care about KD. I don’t care about Rihanna. Jeff Van Gundy, though? That man is a goddamn delight.

It’s fake news. Trust me, folks.

People, people. This entire post is a lie.

We know that the Ferrari put itself on fire.

There’s something to be said about mass murderer Saddam punishing people for that.

Mathers said she meant to send the photo to a friend and had no intentions of “breaking the law” by posting it publicly.”

I have yet to actually see one of these on a Ford lot or on the street, and they’re already going out of production? Yikes.

I wonder how many people were waiting with baited breath to see if he stroked out while halfway through typing “coverage”.

I’d also like heated seats, a backup camera and a $2,500 cash back rebate BECAUSE I SIR AM A TRUE ENTHUSIAST!

This is the perfect gif for this situation. How long have you been holding on to it?

I feel like you’re ignoring a very big factor here...If he was able to send those messages to someone he KNEW was 15 years old I really don’t know if I would trust him around kids. A 15 year old girl is not a “side piece”

He took a dick pic with his kid, not a good father imo

I really hope Christian isn’t his real last name

History disagrees.

Why? Because he’s a sex offender! With underage girls!

Yeah, it does go to his parenting ability. Photographing yourself with an erection is not something that should be done in front of your children.

Did you miss the part where he was sexting teenagers next to his sleeping child?

Shockingly, Eastern Europe is pretty fucking racist.

I wouldn’t have used “rectified” in my letter in this situation.