Terrifying arsenal? Seriously? You lose credibility with statements like this. He had what looks like two pistols, a rifle, and about 100 rounds of ammunition. Can we please stop with the ridiculous hyperbole?

I was raised to always say “please” and “thank you,” and I’m sure most people got that lesson at some point in their life—either from their parents, or a shitty picture book, or Mr. goddamn Rogers. But for whatever reason, people forget it when they get older. Somehow their training in the most basic of human…

“I address my e-mails to her, ‘Dear God’s Girl’ and I sign them: ‘Love, God’s Girl.’”

I know a lot of people think that the car needs at least 50 HP more. I disagree. What the car requires is more torque. It has adequate power for its size but you really do feel the lack of torque. How do I know? Because I have owned one since 2014.

They aren’t monsters, and neither is your mother. I know its a double standard, but we all know it’s different for an older woman and younger man

No, it doesn’t. It seems like an easy way out for companies to release shitty code and then pay a token amount to those who discover critical bugs. $5,040 would be fine if the bug wasn’t such a big deal.

and paid him $5,040 for his research

See, modifying your new car and/or taking it to track days might result in these situations. That’s why I have not yet installed a supercharger on my FR-S, though I feel it will make the car even better than it already is. I have a very friendly dealership here and the service folks have told me that they don’t care…

The problem in Europe is unique. The borders are porous if there are any borders at all, so the movement of people is not restricted. In such a situation, it is not practical to use this software at the entry-point of the country, so it has to be employed on the roads. I guess in this current situation they will…

They say that we lost touch with sort of being barefoot in the earth, and there’s some sort of electromagnetic thing that we’re missing. It’s good to take your shoes off in the grass.

Yup, anything that is done with the intention of ‘not wanting to lose someone’ is not exactly something you are comfortable doing. It might be fine for small things like the toilet seat, but not a good idea for something major.

Wait, so you never judge a movie without having directed one? Do you wait till you sell out concerts before criticizing a musician? I mean, you don’t need a degree in music theory to know that Justin Beiber is low talent. Does it matter how many people think he is the second coming of Jesus Christ?

street with only Nigel Farage cheering from the sidewalk sucking his balls.

I never knew this before, apparently, the Provincial IRA was made up of Muslims. The prevalent narrative is part of a cunning “conspiracy”.

People have done their own research and have found that many things that they have been told to be wrong.

And every straight line is just a part of a circle with an infinite radius but you don’t go around calling straight lines arcs, do you?

My only reason for saying he is a good father is that she previously said that.

Also, most computer engineering graduates (or computer science graduates) can’t assemble your PC for you unless they read through the manual that came with your motherboard. You could do that yourself too, so you don’t have to have a degree to do that. And not every electrical engineer can repair your TV. I have a…

I think Wenger gets too much shit. I have been a Chelsea fan for more than 13 years now but I respect Wenger as a manager who is able to find and develop talented players. Sure, he has not won the Premier League since Patrick Viera and Thierry Henry played for Arsenal, but under his guidance Arsenal has seen a…

Well, we have it easy, I suppose. No one really visits us. In the past 4 years that I have lived in this apartment, about 3 friends came over to get drunk a couple of times. It is usually our flatmate who “bends” first but he doesn’t mind since he gets to eat our food ;)
Also, my wife mostly only stays with me for a…