“My name is Michael Render and we are the new avengers.”

God bless 2015.

why the fuck would you leave anything on the stairs?

Not a huge fan of the way this article seems to target people driving cars they’re less than proud of. There seems to be an implication that anyone driving some Jalop-approved performance car will be more level-headed when that’s clearly not the case. But I guess it’s easy to attack people who have to drive economy…

I’m hesitant to step out of the shadows as a Pats fan here but this is literally the worst thing that could happen in all possible worlds.

Maybe it’s a reverse sleeper? Like, no one’s going to believe you have a V10 under the hood of a 3-series. In fact, I’m liable to think you’re trying to dress up a piece of junk. For it to be true, well.

Broke grad student here. My first car was a 2001 with 130k on it, my current car is a 2000 with 170k and no signs of stopping. I really, really want to know what they felt like right off the lot.

Without a B-pillar, wouldn’t you have to negotiate a glass-glass seal? I don’t want even a tiny gap between the windows, when it gets cold enough.

Wiffle balls are the worst balls. This is a sham.

You better write about this and whatever Shane has to say, man. Great piece by the way.

They have. Also pictured: the endless stream of ads on the overhead compartment lids, completing the experience of being in a long, tubular McDonald's in the sky.

Followed by the captain going on and on and on over the intercom about how only he is fully a man, he who is in control. By the end, you wish he'd just crash the damn thing so at least he'd shut up.

I don't know, looks a little bit LFA from back here.

I still drive one (I'm early 20s, it was cheap, and now has about 170k mi on it) and not having driven much else, I'm pretty happy with it. Like, I know newer cars are faster but I don't need this one to be.

Makes sense.

Agree. But in this case, I'm wondering why they've cut it where they have. Usually you want to go halfway down the wheel, to match the existing bodyline, no?

Field Marshal alone has to be a low top-10.

DreamChasers 2 is superior in every way to the original DC. Beat selection and lyricism was better, not to mention features from Drake, Jeremih, Kendrick Lamar, Big Sean, Travi$ Scott, Rick Ross, Fabolous and others. It has to be top 5.

Would be cool if they worked in some of that crazy LFA 3D carbon fiber loom technology to bring the platform's weight down. But then the price would go waaaay up.

I'm no fanboy—I'm looking forward to this car. And I'm not surprised the ATS would come in under the 4-series. But 80lbs. less than a car known to be on the chubbier side isn't the most exciting. (I think if they can add lightness to the V it'll give the M4 a run for its money.)