Ummm no, not really

My kid is turning 5 this weekend. She gets cake and a piñata, plus 4 hours to run amok with her friends. That's pretty awesome! Fuck any further effort.

Have you ever seen the movie Local Hero? If you haven't, I highly, HIGHLY recommend it.

I believe we call those people hunters.

Ahh, "experience". The universal palliative for underpaying or not paying people.

I'm black and I'm failing to see why this is offensive. It's mocking the KKK, not black men. I'm not saying other people cannot take offense, but I am personally not offended. The KKK (and other racist folks) hate white women dating black men. Perhaps possible off white racist, assholes is the only positive Kardashian…

Scott is still my favorite, though.

He was only trying to offer her a hand and guide her in the right direction. JUST LIKE JESUS.

On Tuesday, while waiting as my tattoo artist prepped her station before inking me, a white man leaving the parlor/gallery with his girlfriend came up behind me and ran his hands through my afro.

You mentioned this in passing so I just want to pull it back out of the ether:

Women of color are vulnerable. Women of SIZE are also vulnerable (regardless of color, but especially if they are both of color AND size).

All the discussions sparked around this issue seem to focus entirely on the fact that women are…

Glad she took his advice and didn't have a cow about it, man.

I sent a telegram to my servants asking them to clutch some pearls and pray for youths.

Oh god

I haven't listened yet, but I'll give a big ol' PREACH for recognizing how great she is. The haters' tears fuel me.

You're my new favorite Kinja troll.

Yeah no. Sorry but I think you're adding in stuff that Hillary (or whoever writes headlines at Jez) may not have intended. She IS gorgeous and it's totally ok to say that about women and girls even as we uplift and celebrate all fo the other wonderful things they do and are. I'm all for reinforcing for girls that…

Love.

And think of the readers! Here's a great example of a girl excelling at something that is not fashion, not being related to someone famous, not an actress, etc. I think it's great she's being featured in Teen Vogue.

She's only 13? (weeps for what a goober/weiner/spaz/what-have-you I was at that age)