omg the Obamas at a Royal Wedding™ I would just die of happiness seeing Michelle in a fabulous fascinator.

Unilever is the fucking worst. At the height of their shitty Axe ads (remember animalistic women in string bikinis running at a man after he sprayed that garbage on himself, or women pole dancing against a waterpipe because they can smell a man showering with Axe?), they took advantage of women’s and girls’…

“She banged her head on the hatch and died and my first thought was ‘well, better cover this up, where’s my dismembering knife?’ Then my second thought was ‘well, better sink my submarine now’.”

Such complete and utter bullshit. Kanye hasn’t said a word of support for Trump since February. Deleted all his pro-Trump tweets. And Kim has spoken out against the Muslim ban, revoking ACA, the transgender military ban.

Maybe it would have occurred to me if this post was about Kanye.

’m sorry I wasn’t aware we always had to agree with our husbands.

I got to that sentence and stopped cold. What the hell, Jane? Why would you ever put that in there? Someone is having some relatively minor new in-law drama, and you suggest she married the wrong person? That’s.....I can’t call that a jump, it’s so far beyond.

Also, maybe you married the wrong person? When that happens we often look for signs of trouble anywhere we can find it. Think about it.

Also, even nerds!

All she’s known for!?! Ahem. Excuse me. Perhaps you’re not acquainted with a little movie called MANNEQUIN??

does sarah think they are kneeling on the flag?

I still don’t understand the obsession with Pippa’s dress. I hated it.

Classy, but that shit can definitely be topped. Easy.

My toddlers are really into dinosaurs, so they watch a lot of the Land Before Time movies.

I really like the show, but its fandom is one of the worst I’ve ever seen. A bunch of people seem to think that the show endorses Rick’s behavior and philosophy and...no, it realllllly doesn’t.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ! The women who write the show these fuckheads love so much are getting harassed & doxxed for writing the show these fuckheads love so much. That is android head-exploding levels of irrationality.

The city’s permanent residents should really adjust to the needs of the casual, pants-pissing visitor.

They were all doing coke right?

I take my coffee like I take my women. Ground up, Peruvian, and in the freez—