It’s certainly not anti-Islamic to say that people shouldn’t be abused. I’m Arab and other Arabs can be racist as shit. It’s something I call out when I get the chance but it is certainly a systemic issue in the Arab world.

That’s because Lena Dunham is a famous person.

“I have no idea what that means, and I suspect he doesn’t either,” Obama said.

This woman is THE WOOOOORRRRRSSSSSTTT.

iPad HODOR

Kyle, can you just do all the Apple coverage for all Gawker sites from now on? This is the only article I’ve seen today that isn’t trying to fellate Apple for showing the world a hundred dollar pencil.

By watching these skits, I change them.

And I explained why physical evidence could be meaningless to us. You are quite clearly not understanding that.

I’m quietly and patiently waiting for the Taylor Swift backlash to begin. I am so irritated by everything she does and I don’t really know why. Maybe it’s because she has a touch of that everything-must-be-perfect-at-all-times/ “NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!” vibe to her.

Hypothetical devil’s advocate situation:

It’s safe to assume this never would’ve happened with a player from Anglo State.

I mean I don’t know about you guys but I saw Goody Coffeen dancing with the devil soooooo

Poor Nas, always the bridesmaid.

Anyone who callously slaughters a living being is not someone I would trust to fill my dental cavities.

I think you’re just going to have to date a fire elemental, sorry.

You and your calculator sure are doing the lord’s works here, Copernicus. Gosh, I was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt over 30ft, but 90ft?? BURN HER AT THE STAKE

Offensive to who? Rapists?

Pretty sure because... they don’t just hand trademarks out you know, he has to be able to prove he created it.

Oh, for fuck’s sake.