What, did he find out while they were at a Six Flags?

my fiancée has always been a big fan of Paul Rudd since his Clueless days, so she loves to think of the resemblance*

Robin Thicke, is that you?

I don't defend this creepy, selfish site in the least, but let's be honest: if this was in a rom-com, girls might eat it up. In other words, I sometimes feel for the mixed messages dudes get about romantic gestures. Not to the point of excusing this shit though.

This is truly awesome, but somehow it makes me all the more disappointed by her inability to get those pliers off the goddamn floor.

This story is so tragic. Such suffering, to have to live in Dallas AND get married in Cleveland.

"Women's magazine?" If a regular "women's magazine" had pure espionage, tales of disguise, seduction, and secretly radical social justice, hell motherfucker yeah I'd read that shit.

The report is about the World Cocoa Foundation sending funds to stop Ebola because they don't want to lose money on their cocoa crop. The snark wasn't aimed at people dying of Ebola, it's aimed at the chocolate industry.

A real missed opportunity for a "Drunk in Louvre" headline.

If any of you haven't clicked the bottom video yet, DO.

So guy finds you freezing and drunk in the snow. Drags you into a place he's likely squatting. Gets you out of wet shoes. Leaves for who knows what reason. If he was kidnapping you he would've tied you up or worse and he certainly wouldn't have left your stuff where you could easily find it. There's no struggle to…

I think that kidnapping might actually have saved your life

50 Yards of Gray. Good luck.

Yes. I'm freaking out that Marshawn Lynch isn't getting more carries because I care about the STORYLINE of my fantasy football team.

"Gonorrhea is the second most popular STD in the States"

Can you fit this entire thread in that room?