The idea that I could have been an elected official while holding the political views I held when I was 17 is absolutely horrifying to me.

I've had interstate commutes shorter than that elevator ride.

Why would the bodyguard and Beyonce walk out the elevator and leave both of them in there? That's just bad form on the guards part: you have Solange leave first, then you stay with Bey and Jay.

This is obviously a fake. Solange is not capable of a hit.

A life with body guards must be different than life for the rest of us plebs. I mean, if I were Bey, I can imagine thinking "I've got people in this elevator who I pay to handle this kind of situation."

The reaction to this has been so odd. We have video of Solange punching, kicking and spitting on Jay Z, he literally does nothing back and the immediate reaction is : "He must be cheating on Beyonce".

Buzz off, you judgmental jerk.

What a piece of shit. He wasn't being metaphorical about that "plantation model."

Black girl here. For years I dated a guy who was also not white, but I didn't know until we'd been together for a while that he was not really that okay with black people in general. He viewed me as somehow exceptional, and it made me sick inside to know that he felt that black people had to prove themselves to him,…

Unless this woman is viciously pounding on her belly with the free weights while screaming "DIE PARASITE DIE", keep it to yourselves, trolls.

This is the best thing I have seen all day. Granted, I have been sitting at my desk reading a legal brief, but still.

Somebody make the word "normcore" go away.

I make sure if I'm not wearing makeup to apply a few layers of Photoshop before I go out.

Can we officially declare anti-vegetarians as more irritating then vegetarians already? I've witnessed vegetarians living up to the "smug, self-righteous" stereotype maybe once in my life. Yet hardly a week goes by where I don't witness meat-eaters making a bunch of shrill remarks about how insufferable vegetarians…

Have you met my friend Racism? And his buddy, Sexism?

If they could just do a spin off with nothing but Arya's complete and utter journey into bad assery, I would be content.

"One of the main features of quiche is box gap. If you've got your thighs rubbing together from fat, then you want to think about what you're eating or just accept the fact that you're never gonna be quiche."

Strangely enough, I find that acting in a way at the workplace that drives someone to tears is incredibly unprofessional.

To be clear, my brother has a job, lives in a group home, and has a girlfriend. A lot of people reading this cannot claim the same level of independence.