If my breasts looked like that I would never put a shirt on.

Are his eyes really teal-blue? He is amazing. And her wedding dress makes me think she is Dolly Parton's secret child. Over-the-top yet still oddly tasteful. Their kids will design our futures.

These two are the most Russian Russians to ever Russia. I love them. #neverchange

I'm confused as to why you're disappointed in Meryl, I 'm not familiar with incident you're referring to, and more than likely Meryl has no clue either. Is she supposed to send someone to google any time she sits / takes a pic with another celebrity who may possibly interact with?

*sigh*...tell em', Paul Mooney:

The only other posts that need be written from Jez about this whole debacle is an explanation and or an apology.

Jez,

It is a smoky eye done in earth tones. You can achieve the same look by using a medium brown all over the eyelid. Then follow with a black eyeliner, preferably a kohl, smudging it a little at the outer part of the eye, then going over the line with a bit of black eyeshadow. At the crease, you're gonna use a deep matte…

Sophie stood at the foot of what was once the Parliament House as smoke rose from its hulking remains. She opened her lungs to the smell of charred wood, asphalt, and flesh and grinned.

Did they add the drug to put in #5 to kidnap you with? And I want to know what Crate & Barrel product I can purchase that resembles the item Mistress Epps throws at Patsey!

This action do not imply he doesn't make donations elsewhere or never before in his life. This is how he chose to "donate" some of his money; to do something that makes others stop and think about a strangers generosity and perhaps, what generous, selfless actions they have performed lately.

Oh, God, the answer to Letter Number 3 was sensitive and beautifully written. It's, like, raining on my face, you guys.

I would get my period the second I put that on.

to be honest with you this my reaction to this conundrum

Oh, pshaw. Mindy Lahiri is plenty likable. She's a flawed, funny, pain in the ass. Just like my wonderful, sweet, loving, dickhead, pain in the ass friends. And let's not ignore that this is Mindy Kaling's show. A non-lily white woman portraying a strong, funny female lead. Also, thank you for a weekly dose of Chris…

I don't think she's complaining... she's derailing. The clip WKB played was calling out the casual homophobia at the Franco roast and with Silverman the jokes were "Those gay jokes make you look old" followed by a cum dumpster joke. (Too bad Guy Branum wasn't there, I wasn't sure if he was making a point with…

And she's also ignoring a bunch of other troubling realities, and the fact that she herself has been part of the very same thing to other women. She made jokes about Bea Arthur's grey vagina. She's inching towards some kind of acknowledgement of how problematic this is. But she doesn't deserve a fucking cookie…

1. You realize that 'staring at a screen all day filled with images that other people have chosen' is the author's job.