PRINCE on Twitter, and that picture he posted, plus his profile pic = total epic awesomeness of the universe

How can Obama possibly concentrate? How does he not just sit around and rub his dogs' bellies and squeeze their feet all day?

Just curious—so we're done with pants now? Should I go ahead and take mine off, then? I don't want to seem like I'm 'not with it' or 'uncool.' Thanks.

So, confession. I like this song. I really like "Overly-Earnest" Miley. See also: "The Climb" and "When I Look At You". I am just a little bit extra pissed at her for her recent racist shitshow because now I can't in good conscience download any of her music now. I guess I'll have to wait until Glee does a cover…

Of the 15 icons chosen, only three are women of color (Iman, Grace Jones, and 15-year-old Tyra).

Oh and also,

I dunno about the camera angle thing, but Claire Danes can do awkward. I don't know whether Cher Horowitz is even acquainted with the term.

Thandie Newton's #1 Beauty Tip: Start out looking like Thandie Newton.

Today, we are CANCELLING the a-cock-alypse.

I am so protective of the Pacific Rim cast now. I want only good things for them, and this... This is not good.

I'm kind of glad my parents will more than likely outlive me.

Right? Is there an abundance of white, straight males supporting LGBT causes that I am completely unaware of?

I feel like they must go deep into the underground where there are subcultures of subcultures of subcultures to find these quotes.

Yeah! Why do we even have terminology anyway? You know? Why can't everything action just go by it's description?

I nominate Beyonce.

robin thicke looks like that semi-wealthy guy who lives on the end of your street and always asks you how school’s going and if your sister’s 18 yet.

@morninggloria: No! Obama must devote the same amount of time to organizing book clubs, glee clubs, seances, frisbee golf, 'Ultimate' games, HAM radio broadcasts, LARP outings, Civil War re-enactments, World of Warcraft tournaments, Yoga-laties, improv, Twilight fan-fiction and Canadian Football fantasy leauges as he…

@morninggloria: I can't play basketball, but I can talk about it. If I worked for Obama, I would attend the pick-up games and heckle Reggie Love whenever he touched the ball. #fuckdook #barackobamasports