Better idea:

(Doctor North West steps out of the decontamination room and begins taking off her hazmat suit).

If this is performance art, bra-fucking-vo.

Taylor strikes me as the sort of person that would think through every possible angle before deciding on something. No way she didn’t at least know about the coincidence of the date. She made her lead single a diss track about the guy for fuck’s sake.

And then he goes back, back, back, back, back

I’d like to live in an alternate reality where R. Kelly was on that plane and Aaliyah was still making albums.

Yes typically most in the US understand that Latin women and Women who come from African descent are both considered Black and actually most Hispanics such as Dominicans, Porto Ricans and Cubans all have Large African influence in there cultures and bloodlines. Taino indians who were the natives of these Islands…

I’m stealing your, “you never helped me move” line. That sets a perfect bar for whether or not I’ll cook for you.

We’ve seen y’alls women. Ain’t no grits in New York. #MoreShotsFired

I just preemptively limit the amount of men’s thoughts I see upfront. Saves my sanity like a MF.

Nutmeg is the best. I had some mashed potatoes in a restaurant that were so good (and I’m normally not a big fan) that I had to ask the chef about it. Freshly ground nutmeg was his secret. You can’t really quite identify it, but it definitely brings mashed potatoes up a notch.

I came here just to say that the lead picture looks amazing, and lo and behold a recipe appears. Thanks, internet friend, you win a star (and I am off to buy bananas!)

Louise Linton is such a designer whore with no taste or style. Doesn’t she realize that classy wealthy people don’t wear Valentino Rockstuds anymore because they’ve been ripped off by everyone from Kate Spade to Forever 21? She may as well be wearing a pair of Ivanka Trump Aquazurras.

I do remember that remark. People were HOT.

“The first year of living together is basically a nightmare punctuated by sex and trips to Home Depot.”

Nah man,...it’s aight.

I post this a lot b/c it’s never not relevant:

I don’t care who it is, I would never be seen in public with a someone wearing trump gear. Don’t care if it was my grandma and she had a few weeks left to live. Fuck that shit.

I bought a humidifier when I saw it on sale here on the deals site, had a $35 off promotion and they just never shipped the thing. Said my address was undeliverable when it is the exact same address I have used when ordering countless things. I have a feeling the promotion was a mistake and they did that to save their…

It depends on the goal of prison. If the goal is that prisoners not commit crimes once they come out, this is a terrible idea. The most effective means to reduce recidivism has been to help prisoners get ready for life outside prison walls—work programs, GED classes, resources to prepare for licensing programs,…