It’s a pop culture joke. It may have possibly gone over your head, and that’s totally OK, but I know the correct spelling, relax.

What is this internalised misogyny of which you speak? Is it widespread?

Great News!

Wtf? Oh...I see, you’re just crazy. Carry on.

Based on your comment history, you clearly hate Jezebel and find it beneath you. I’m gonna give you some advice: You don’t have to read it! It’s really that simple. Secondly, you have a hard time with the meaning of words, such as “misogyny,” “satire” and “jokes.”

Honestly, that man gave us some classics! Rest in peace, Darkness! And I mean that in the best way possible.

How else would Blonde Jesus know when crack out of the Cadbury Egg?

My birthday is on the Vernal equinox (most years). It’s always fun to think that sometimes my birthday is in the spring, and sometimes it’s in the winter.  

I appreciate the answer, that is actually super helpful. I don’t know how moons work! Or calendars!

“We need that space in case some middle-aged white guy wants to play a schlubby manchild WITH AN UNUSUALLY BEAUTIFUL AND TOLERANT wife again!”

I cannot wait to see how the refs will set up the inevitable Barca comeback in the second leg.

After that cheap ass penalty dive against psg, Barca deserve nothing.

Ok, I’ve learned something new.

Thank you very much for your knowledge and time.

Where is the fat white man married to skinny snarky white woman representation? When will a man like kevin james finally see himself on television? WHEN

No need to pit them against each other, rather.

Of course Donald isn’t going to do this with kids. He can’t goddamn read.

On an adjacent note, I have no tolerance for this infinite scrolling bullshit.

I agree on this 110% if this will happen the final should be hosted in the Azteca. Just walking up to that staudium puts goosebumps on my skin, although I kinda hate the way they redid the place.

Oh I’ve definitely got time for that...