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But what about ESPN The “Ocho”?

In reality, pedestrians have been getting struck and killed on the daily for the better part of the last 100 years. These cars have been on the road for a couple years and this is the first time this tragic scenario has taken place. I think that autonomous cars are already safer than human drivers, and still have a

Jalopink uses its Torch to shine light into all corners of English motoring history.

Yes, but what if you have a Sick Gut kind of day?

The below is from an NPR interview of commentator Aaron Freeman: 

I thought that until I saw three adult Japanese reporters pouring their eyes out from the day he died. Japanese. Reporters.

I liked them much better when they were boxy. At least they had personality. I feel like Volvo is an afterthought type car - oh yeah, Volvo still exists.

Right?? A marine battery box is like $30 and will keep the acid out of your eyes if you find a use for the roll bar.

Yeah, I mean don’t go around them, but there really wasn’t any need for the cop to be stopped there, they have a lane in front of them, so pull into it, and merge at speed rather than trying to do it from a stop.

TL:DR - They still sound like shit.

“But Jesus, why are there only one set of footprints in the hardest times in my life?”

The German Onion. It’s all about peeling the layers, and you always need the deepest one.

Six-stem salami bouquet just ordered for my beautiful bride. We’ve been doing low-carb together for 7 months.

So it appears the only way to keep Carroll Shelby from signing a Cobra glovebox is to hide the car from him.

people always seem to hate the phrase “Ignorance is Bliss” yet it’s completely true. Back in the day (by that i mean pre-internet and instant news day) you only worried about the stuff that affected you. Your job, your family. Maybe what your local town/city government is doing or something.

How to Not Die in America

On the second Tuesday in June, I start to feel fluish. If this is 2016 and I’m still a freelance writer, I’m losing

I am wondering what else the doctor tried before he settled on “Jenny McCarthy’s half-brother with bad shirts.” But I have to figure he knew he hit it out of the ballpark the second he landed on this one.

Shit like this enrages me so much that it makes me want to throw my keyboard against the wall. Which is fine, because the Logitech 2600 Wireless Keyboard is built to sustain impacts of up to 600 pounds of force.

According to Buckley, it sounds like Reimer needs a come-to-Jesus moment. Unfortunately, everyone named Jesus in Boston has already been reported to ICE by their neighbors.