I thought that until I saw three adult Japanese reporters pouring their eyes out from the day he died. Japanese. Reporters.

I liked them much better when they were boxy. At least they had personality. I feel like Volvo is an afterthought type car - oh yeah, Volvo still exists.

Right?? A marine battery box is like $30 and will keep the acid out of your eyes if you find a use for the roll bar.

Yeah, I mean don’t go around them, but there really wasn’t any need for the cop to be stopped there, they have a lane in front of them, so pull into it, and merge at speed rather than trying to do it from a stop.

TL:DR - They still sound like shit.

“I can do that!”

“But Jesus, why are there only one set of footprints in the hardest times in my life?”

The German Onion. It’s all about peeling the layers, and you always need the deepest one.

Six-stem salami bouquet just ordered for my beautiful bride. We’ve been doing low-carb together for 7 months.

So it appears the only way to keep Carroll Shelby from signing a Cobra glovebox is to hide the car from him.

people always seem to hate the phrase “Ignorance is Bliss” yet it’s completely true. Back in the day (by that i mean pre-internet and instant news day) you only worried about the stuff that affected you. Your job, your family. Maybe what your local town/city government is doing or something.

I am wondering what else the doctor tried before he settled on “Jenny McCarthy’s half-brother with bad shirts.” But I have to figure he knew he hit it out of the ballpark the second he landed on this one.

Shit like this enrages me so much that it makes me want to throw my keyboard against the wall. Which is fine, because the Logitech 2600 Wireless Keyboard is built to sustain impacts of up to 600 pounds of force.

According to Buckley, it sounds like Reimer needs a come-to-Jesus moment. Unfortunately, everyone named Jesus in Boston has already been reported to ICE by their neighbors.

And also, it’s going to put off the Norwegians.

I made so much money selling press kits on eBay, I wanted to treat myself to an E30 M3.

I always enjoy reading articles that help me feel continually comfortable in my decision to never go on a cruise. This one is helpful! And glad to see so many others who agree...just not my thing.

Haywood Jablome

here is a simple test. Try to pause drinking for a month. See if you can do it. If you cannot do it, you have an issue. It might be a psychological or physical addiction but you have an addiction.