The best advice my mother ever gave me was to never marry a person with a shit family. Do you know what I’d be dealing with for the rest of my life? Or until every one of them/I dies? Their shit family. And you know what else happens as time progresses? EVERYTHING GETS WORSE. The parents get dementia. The sister gets…

I’m pretty sure we’re past the tipping point on this issue. Just enjoy Florida while you can.

Non-story. That’s just Elon’s tunnel/driveway leading to his secret volcano lair. He’s not the only one to have his own tunnel either.

I see you shiver with antici

OK, so the thing here was that there was a lot of complaining in the late ‘80s/early ‘90s about the amount of noise and traffic caused by the location of Stapleton Int’l Airport near downtown, so when Denver International was planned it was way the hell out of town to allow for growth, but not have the airport in the…

Brings back memories of when I was but a young lad, striving for greatness in Little League. I....wasn’t much of a hitter, and when it came down to our last game, with the post-season tournament on the line, I ended up at the plate with the tying run on third. Down to our last out, and me...ME!...one of the worst…

After the past week there couldn’t have been any way for him to nazi this coming

yo, whatever. lets focus on these particular colors from the same insta account:

what a great time to be alive. except for all the other shit happening.

Without any doubt whatsoever, it’s the PT Cruiser:

‎✔ Fast ✔ Reliable ✔ Unicorn ✔ Within budget ✔ Wagon

OFFS, this headline is super click-bait-y. Everyone knows TSA has already ruined air travel.

It’s so dangerous to be that close. The Ferrari could burst into flames at any moment.

Amber Heard You Wanted to Do Some Boring

can we just hear the motor sounds?!?

And you did!

You see, this is why I love Aston Martin. They have a sense of humour. They know the Cygnet was silly, so they treat it as such.

Dumb Snake Gets Destroyed by Truck After Being Dick to Motorcyclist.

Ouch, that impact probably knocked his monocle out.