yo, whatever. lets focus on these particular colors from the same insta account:

what a great time to be alive. except for all the other shit happening.

Without any doubt whatsoever, it’s the PT Cruiser:

‎✔ Fast ✔ Reliable ✔ Unicorn ✔ Within budget ✔ Wagon

OFFS, this headline is super click-bait-y. Everyone knows TSA has already ruined air travel.

It’s so dangerous to be that close. The Ferrari could burst into flames at any moment.

can we just hear the motor sounds?!?

And you did!

You see, this is why I love Aston Martin. They have a sense of humour. They know the Cygnet was silly, so they treat it as such.

Dumb Snake Gets Destroyed by Truck After Being Dick to Motorcyclist.

Ouch, that impact probably knocked his monocle out.

All true, and airlines are just one of the most extreme and awful examples. The truth is that this kind of concentration has happened in loads of other industries over the last few decades. It’s why your ISP sucks and your mobile provider sucks and your health insurance sucks and...I could go on.

Let’s put it this way: if I see a future thinkpiece about the “problematic” language of this guy, who had just gotten out of a massively stressful and threatening situation at the hands of an utter shitbag, I’ll have to tie my hands to the desk to keep myself from throwing a brick through my monitor.

“my mom says his hair makes him look like a majestic lion.”

This entire article is magic, but that line had me spitting coffee.

No honey, it says it right here in the 60k maintenance schedule. Oil and filter change, rotate tires and replace with mudders, air filter check and cut fenders, and replace stock suspension. Just trying to keep your car maintained is all.

How was this not suggested? I’ve seen it posted so many times here, and it still cracks me up every time.