Fair enough on the age thing (Hazard is 22, so the ball-boy 18?), but you seem to have avoided the rest.

Wow. I bet you were popular in school sports.

Yeah, he should consider himself lucky to be alive!

Really? Thanks for the full disclosure, but that's a bit like saying "I'm not racist, but..." followed by something very, very racist. But since you asked, I'll spell it out for you.