Learning the errors in messaging of a group of people who are actually trying to make the world a better place did not sufficiently alleviate my guilt for not doing anything. 2/10

Is it weird that the article refers to "witnesses" meaning "witnesses of the allegations being made" and not witnesses of the crime?

There's not really an effective way to incentivize good service through tipping, because from the server's perspective there's no way to tell the difference between someone who is normally a good tipper trying to send a message and someone who is just a shitty tipper. If the point of tipping is to give the server…

It means that John Mayer is deep and women are dumb. They didn't understand him. He was talking about magenta, and girls are like, "purple?" and John Mayer's like "No bitch, I'm talking about magenta." (no seriously he actually said this).

I got them from Costco five years ago. They're still in the rechargeable battery rotation, and I haven't noticed any drop in performance. Charger still works fine.

I got them from Costco five years ago. They're still in the rechargeable battery rotation, and I haven't noticed any…

I once went to a John Mayer concert where he compared all people to boxes of crayons. He was a 64-box, perhaps missing a couple of "tertiary colors." All the women he knew were 8-boxes. I was done with him after that.

Her logic: "If I tell him I have a boyfriend, he's less likely to assault me."

Shows up in overalls, no shirt. "Sorry for being all dolled up like a peacock. They told me in Pennsylvania y'all wear shoes even on days that ain't Sunday!

I'll take you at your word, but I don't think it's fair to complain about wikipedia's poor sourcing when your second link goes to the equivalent of answers.com. On the plus side, now I know what Baked Alaska is, and that yesterday was Baked Alaska day.

I was just ribbing you. I don't want any beef. Don't have a cow, but I was interested and did some mild googling, which revealed that Delmonico's opened in 1827, while Kansas City wasn't founded until 1850 and was called the Town of Kansas until it was incorporated as the City of Kansas in 1853. Perhaps the city was…

One of the best parts of being a southerner in Yankee territory is that you get to watch people eat up stories about how you rode a tractor to school and went to prom in a cornfield/old-timey saloon/we-didn't-have-prom-we-just-had-an-old-fashioned-snipe-hunt. Please do not ruin that for me.

this is why I keep a gun in my hand at all times. Sure it makes it harder to eat a steak, but you gotta be ready.

Good point. It's easy to say, "society is racist" when something like this happens, but this happens so consistently that we need to make some more accurate assessments:

You might have a claim against the department for unnecessary destruction of property. City PDs have funds to pay for all of the lawsuits that overzealous cops provoke. If the financial burden becomes too great, damn right cities will find a way to reduce the number of SWAT-style raids that are deemed "necessary."

If he doesn't come out, they go in with guns drawn. If he's white they take him alive somehow, if he's black they kill everything that moves. Three years later the city pays to settle a wrongful death lawsuit for an undisclosed amount.

This article is pretty good. Now I know where to hide my USB cable so no one steals it.

Whirr.

DON'T. Going to Chuck E. Cheese as an adult ruined everything. All of a sudden I could see how disgusting everything was. There were pizza and koolaid stains on the animatronic band, exposed wires, sticky everything.

New York has a room like that. I knew some people who were doing the whole "In-school suspension for teachers" thing there for a few months.

I can't imagine that it would be legal or that there would be a minister or justice of the peace willing to officiate such a marriage...but then again I couldn't imagine that a 35-year old man would be cool fucking his own daughter... or that he would have a girlfriend who was also down with him fucking his teenage…