This quote from Neil Gaiman about political correctness has stuck with me:

That’s why I like to grab my tit, shake it, and say “Say hello to the man”.

Word has it that Lou Holtz’s speech has long plagiarized Peter Gammons’ tweets.

I don’t think that’s necessarily a Gawker thing. I think it’s a combination of people who hate the “thoughts and prayers” sentiments because they’re pretty much meaningless and people who get pissed at Republican lawmakers sending their “thoughts and prayers” in the wake of tragedies that usually include gun violence…

Translation: “I had hoped that no one would find out just what kind of horrible, sub-human piece of garbage I am, but, you have, so I’m callously trying to save face as best I can.”

I don’t see the big deal. Everyone should want to save America’s pastime. I believe this lady, who holds baseball in a special place in her heart. Why convolute this issue with facts, numbers, faces, or reality? Support our troops.

I’m surprised the winner wasn’t Teamy McTeamface.

Well come on, it's not like his middle name is Chastity.

“Two people occupying the same position? It’s been done.”

Tim Kurkjian is legit one of the nicest men I’ve ever met.

It’s just as satisfying to shit talk a cheetah whether you have kids or not.

Ken Starr’s world:

It’s like he’s a bad person and his eyes are trying to get away.

I love how Matt Stairs in confounded by thinking. He’s my favorite.

Class move, but Goose Gossage is probably pissed anyway.

“Boy, he sure put that in the baseball ring.”