I’d like to add walking beans and picking sweet corn to this list. Because these are the ways I became a hardy young man.

Is the Deadcast dead, or just sleeping?

Obviously this staffer is insane, and an intervention should be staged immediately.

Thank you for making me spit water onto my keyboard. I’m going to pass that line along to the wife—I’m sure she’ll make good use of it. Where do I send the royalty check?

It was the longest home run hit at the new Busch Stadium, so there’s that. I mean, they can troll the Cardinals all they want, but it seems like the sort of thing they’d feature. For a different team, of course.

I can believe that—he just seems like a baseball nerd that has the best job ever. Love Kurkjian.

Jerzy? Were they trying for Jay-Z and just missed?

That’s some strong Deadspin right there. Very entertaining and informative.

Man, I love that behind-the-back move at #5. He’s so big, it looks like it’s in slow-motion, but it somehow doesn’t seem completely awkward.

One thing that maybe I’ve missed in these announcements: are they just PC, or will these also be available on consoles at the same time?

There’s got to be something to that—I certainly don’t watch anything I don’t want to anymore. About the only thing that I miss at times is live sports, and I’m finding ways to get that, too.

The solutions are coming! Stay strong!

The only solution I’ve found (I was trying to get TBS for baseball playoffs last fall) was to subscribe to Sling TV. It’s like a really plain basic cable package: you get TBS, TNT, AMC, ESPN, etc. It works with Chromecast (not sure about the others), and it’s a little glitchy at times. Somewhere around $10 a month, I…

I’ll be sure to read all of the greys before I post next time.

I think my favorite line (after he becomes Travis “Lonely” Miles) is, “...your guess is as good as mine. Probably better, in fact.”

It took me way to long to figure out that his quests will never stop, no matter how well I set up the defense on my settlements...

The charged students are named Tanner, Chase, Sage and Hunter—what did their parents think would happen by giving them lacrosse-like names?

“Islam is traced patrilineally. I am a Muslim if my father is Muslim. In that sense, it is undeniable that Barack Obama was born a Muslim,” said Michael Rooney, a respiratory therapist.

My wife is creeped out by the flailing man thingees, so this looks like it’s ripped from her nightmares.

No apologies needed—you are living the life, my friend.