Red Death’s daughter is the most adorable eldritch abomination ever.

Dr. Mrs. The Monarch: How long have we got until they regain consciousness?

“What, do you expect me to get a job at Tower Records? Well, there are none. And also, I’m made of ectoplasm.”

“I’ve got some sick playlists on there. You like trip-hop?”

Erm, sorta. Although I think it’s pretty clear that if you’re trying to think through The Meg, you’ve already picked a film that isn’t for you.

The Derision Smell.

Actually, because they don’t have any bones or internal gasses, sharks aren’t really affected by decompression. The big but here is that they don’t really go in the deep, deep sea.

I thought that money was the award for popular films?

Sexy Beast is on a short mental list of movies I keep called “great movies that I will never watch again”, and it’s because Kingsley’s performance makes me feel like I’m being beaten with a sack full of doorknobs.

Woody Harrelson in Natural Born Killers. I’m not a fan of the film necessarily, it’s excessive and uneven. But this was one of his first post-Cheers gigs, and it’s a pretty hard about-face from “affable supporting sitcom doofus”. (For that matter, you can toss Rodney Dangerfield’s creepy as fuck cameo into the…

I hate it when people are like “my favorite episode isn’t on this list it suuuuucks” but ‘Victor. Echo. November’. is probably the best episode they’ve ever made and it’s not even on your list so it suuuuucks.

Forgot to mention my favorite thing about Captain Sunshine’s super-team: their group secret identity as an action news team.

20 Years to Midnight, what a great episode.

Alpha needs a sequel, Omega, in which the origins of humanity’s relationship with cats is explored. It can star a plucky and handsome mountain lion following a young moppet around and occasionally eating rodents to protect the moppet from disease. The climax of the film will be the heart-rending and tragic death of…

This has always been the correct take since before whoever the comedian you’ve cited said anything. It’s fun to make fun of Fieri’s overly exuberant personality and style choices (his competitors on the next food network star competition underestimated him before he absolutely destroyed them because of this) but that…

Reading this article feels like watching a new season of Fargo, so thanks!

I’ve known there was something off about this guy ever since he tried to get me to give him my fingernails.

First the Library of Alexandria, now this.

Well, now I know that hell is a a Chicago rooftop at 6 am populated by weirdos in headphones silently dancing or talking about flow states.