“Hey do you like my moustache?”

The Kia Soul-Eater

Oh damn, I'd forgotten that was her. She's probably one of the best parts of Seinfeld's brief stint in California.

Farwell, sweet O’Neal. You’re walking on sunshine now.

Sean — I think I can speak for all of us salivating, rancorous, sewer-dwelling mutants when I say we’ll miss you. Thanks for the years and years of great work.

I hope aquaman chokes to death on a congealed bolus of discarded plastic within the first 5 minutes of the movie.

Danzig Wolverine would’ve been the funniest goddamn thing of all time. I’m so mad that didn’t happen.

Robocop Returns? Why not Robocop Rebooted? It works on every runlevel!

This is all happening because Sean wouldn’t listen to King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard.

Wrong move, Thanos!

Final Solution! In the Top ten favorite songs of all time for me. It’s a weird mix, the song itself is a clear riff on Summertime Blues and the lyrics are often hilarious but there’s genuine angst as well, very few things straddle that sense of teenage amusement and despair like this does. And Laughner’s solos - first…

I am extremely disappointed that Eugenics by Eugene Levy is not a real book.

I can say with utter certainty that my wife and I saw Mystery Men at 12:30am the morning of August 11, 1999. She had to be at the hospital at 5:00am for a scheduled C-section and there was no way we were going to sleep that night, so we went to a post-midnight showing. The theater was rather empty but we had a great…

To make Mystery Men and enjoyable movie, you must first enjoy the movie that is a mystery.

Look, sometimes you’re the Hanks, sometimes you’re the Scolari. There are worse fates.

Billy Corgan looks like he wants to assimilate me and add my biological and technological distinctiveness to his own

People scoffed at first, but the service has exploded in popularity since they hired a celebrity spokeswoman.

Nah, I want the Mona-leesa...

Like all of us, this list needs more Sleep.

True, but “Dr. Mrs. The Monarch” is one of my favorite ridiculous names from that show.